sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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