btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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