every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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