Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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