i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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