i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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