The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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