finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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