I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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