it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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