its not stalking. its research.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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