oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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