He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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