It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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