Me. At least after what I've been through.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
