hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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