what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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