I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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