So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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