also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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