Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
it glows. i had to have it.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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