I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
PS: I just woke up from my shower
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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