A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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