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you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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