problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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