We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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