I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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