i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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