You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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