You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
