Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
