I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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