it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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