D3 body, D1 cock
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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