i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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