It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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