Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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