I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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