so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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