if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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