help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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