turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
My vagina just clenched in fear
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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