nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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