the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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