Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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