my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
