Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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