Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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