They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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