i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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