I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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