Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
