I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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