If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
